Quick give me a Bible – places left hand on Bible and right hand on heart. I swear on all that is holy, I am the only person in my house that changes the toilet paper roll. We have 3 functional bathrooms upstairs (and one in the basement I refuse to go in) and it is not rare for me to find every roll on the spindle empty or with one square clinging to it. However, the toilet paper is with in reach… usually. Sometimes it is on the floor, on the back of the toilet, or even better, sitting on top of the empty roll. Occasionally, of course, when you are hit with a sudden urge to get to the closest bathroom and you are not concerned with checking to make sure the Charmin stock is full, that is when you realize there is no toilet paper – not even on the floor. Thank God we have cell phones!
Mom of 5 amazing kids, married to Shawn, retired teacher of 19 years, cares for a total of 9 pets (3 frisky cats and 6 great-tempered dogs), daughter, really amateur photographer, photoshopper, a football, wrestling, track, baseball, dance, and tumbling mom, zazzle designer, constant dieter, handles the budget, hates to cook, addicted to coffee, trying-to-quit smoker, TV potato, and passionate about writing.